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"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." If you think you know me, read my blog and think again.
I'm imperfect and I'm Lovin' It.
I'm the only witness and the only person who can judge my life.
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Friday, March 5, 2010
1) kalau orang putih kentut dia cakap 'excuse me'. kalau orang mexico kentut dia cakap 'pardon me'. kalau orang melayu kentut apa dia cakap ?jwpan: NOT ME
2) Kenapa harimau bila nampak kambing, harimau tu lari ?
jwpan: Pasal harimau nak kejar kambing tu lah... kalau nak kejar, mestilah kena lari...)
3) Kita dapat melihatnya, tetapi dia tidak dapat melihat kita?
jwpan: cermin-mata
4) banyak2 mie,mie apa warna hitam?
jwpan: misai
5) If life gets tough what do you have that you can always count on?
ans: fingers
6) It is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else. What is it?
ans: your mind
7) What is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over?
ans: Wholesome
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